(via theaspetta)

(via funiculi-funicula)

• You can wake up at eight in the morning if you want to, be my guest.
• Then don’t.
• Then don’t.
• Some people still do this! It’s not unheard of!
• Lololol, it was never a bad thing.
• Lololol, there always was.
• This one makes no sense because I don’t believe I’ve ever gotten in trouble for not sharing my crayons, also why would I not want to share them I mean it’s not like crayons are currency or something, I have never gone and bought a shirt with crayons; “This costs a jungle green and a vivid violet but I only have a blizzard blue. Poo.” And I believe back then I also had my zip code as a number, your argument is invalid.
• This is also still very possible.
• NO REALLY I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THOSE WERE THE REASONS ANYBODY CRIED
• I legit still do this. My mom is awesomer than yours.
• Even when I was four I didn’t only listen to Disney.
• Why is this something you miss? Half the time the two kids end up sitting in awkward silence holding their Popsicles and watching The Beauty and the Beast without saying anything because they don’t know each other and the two of them were about the same age and so their moms thought it would work.
• If you were born from humans, grew up around humans, played with kids on playgrounds and went to school, you were and always have been judged. Get used to it.
• You can also do this very easily.

Sentimentality is for chumps.

imissmyself asked: oops

I assume you did it again.

lineargospel-deactivated2012012 asked: will you at least double my dosage?

Well, even though I am in fact a doctor, my degree was given to me by this university located in a run-down building somewhere off in the slums of Jamaica, so I really don’t know if I have the actual authority to grant you access to more oranges.

lineargospel-deactivated2012012 asked: KEYS TO THE BENZ?

NO YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR THE BENZ YOU GET THE VOLVO

lineargospel-deactivated2012012 asked: Could I get that 'Tron?
Could I get that Remmy?
Could I get that Coke?
Could I get that Henny?
Could I get that margarita on the rock rock rocks?
Could I get that salt all around that rim rim rim rim?

Could I have a Kit-Kat bar? Could I get a puppy? Could I please go to the bathroom? Could I also, perhaps, have a nap? Could you please turn down that song song song? And hand me the pills pills pills pills?